The Importance of a Beating Bush named Mag

main characters of the play;
MAG - a manager with an extremely fickle mind.
CINDY - her agent
ME - a helpless bystander who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

ACT ONE, Sunday in Office at 3pm

ME : (calling MAG on the phone) Hello, Hi MAG, this is ME. i'm calling because i heard CINDY is giving up her slots for the prudential tower roadshow next week. is it okay if i get some of her slots?

MAG : Hey! can! why not? i mean as long as the slots do not go to JK then its okay! you should liase with CINDY about this. Anyway CINDY said she has some back pains and i think its best that someone covers her slots.

ME : Oh okay then, i'll liase with CINDY and let you know tomorrow evening! Thanks!

MAG : No problem! Anyway... (DRONES ON ABOUT SOME STUFF UNRELATED TO THE MENTIONED TOPIC)

ME : (after 25 minutes on the phone) oh okay then thanks anyway! bye bye! ( puts down phone, releasing a sigh of relief )

E N D O F A C T O N E

ACT TWO, Monday in Office at 9pm

ME : (smsing CINDY) Hey CINDY, i heard from MAG that you are looking for someone to cover your slots. Is the offer still open?

CINDY : (replies sms ) OK, you can have my slots. please confirm with MAG. i don't know what is going on.

MAG : (smses ME) you misquoted me! i told you i am reassigning CINDY's slots and you smsed her saying i am looking for people to cover her sots! She is very upset with me! FYI the slot she gave up tomorrow has been reassigned.

ME : (replies sms) Oh okay then. Sorry for the misscommunication.

MAG : ( replies sms ) FYI, she did not give up all her slots.

ME : ( replies sms ) Oh okay then. i'll apologise to her then. (smses CINDY) Hey CINDY! MAG got back to me about it! guess i misquoted her. sorry for the miscomm!

MAG : ( replies to earlier sms ME sent her) Not tonight! she's really upset now!

CINDY : ( replies sms) I am as confused as you....

ME : ( replies sms ) Oh haha okay! guess i won't interfere in her arrangements then! thanks again!

E N D O F A C T T W O

The Crude Oil Wars 2060 - 2065

major power houses will declare war with the main oil producers in the world when these producers decided to halt oil and gas exports. the clashing giants will most probably be

United States versus the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Central America (Venezuela, Suriname, Brasil, Colombia and Mexico)

European Union versus Norway and Russia (this is most probably a very minor one lasting 2 years tops)

United States versus Russia

Internal unrest in Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Oceania (Australia and New Zealand), China, the Indian Sub continent (inclusive of Pakistan, Bangladesh and Nepal), Central Africa (Sudan, Congo, Angola, Tanzania), Canada and Central Europe (Turkey, Bulgaria, Romania, Latvia, Estonia and East Germany)

prior to the end of the war, oil prices will most probably shoot up to $500,000.00 - $1,250,000.00 per barrel.

the largest nation in the world, Russia, will be divided into 4 to 6 new independent countries by 2085.

The world will then be divided into 0 main power houses;

The New United States of America

1. United States of America
2. Canada
3. Mexico
4. Venezuela
5. Colombia

The Following countries will opt out of this classification.

1. Peru
2. Chile
3. Argentina

The European Union

1. Finland
2. Norway
3. Germany
4. France
5. Spain
6. Italy
7. Turkey
8. Romania
9. Hungary
10. Austria
11. Poland
12. Czech Republic
13. Greece
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina
15. Slovakia
16. Serbia (Montenegro will be a state in Serbia)
17. Azerbaijan

The United Arabian States

1. Syria
2. Iraq
3. Jordan
4. Saudi Arabia (Yemen and Oman will be integrated into Saudi Arabia)
5. Iran
6. Egypt
7. Lybia
8. Algeria
9. Morocco
10. Eritrea
11. Madagascar
12. Kenya
13. Chad
14. Cote d'Ivore
15. Angola
16. United Arab Emirates

All other nations not named above will be combined into one nation, the African Sub - Continent.

The Allied Japanese Economies

1. Japan
2. South Korea
3. Hong Kong
4. Macau
5. Thailand
6. Malaysia
7. Singapore
8. Borneo Island
9. Sulawesi
10. Sakhalin Island

Philippines, Indonesia and the Indian Subcontinent will not enter any allied party.

All other Asian countries, including Russia, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan will enter the Allied Asian Union.

Australia, New Zealand and Tazmania will be renamed Oceania.

after the estblishment of the allies and groups, a main solar generator will power the member countries. which will then lead to the next world war... Duu Duu Duuuuuuuuuu....