Tuesday 30 December 2008

Genie in a Bottle

love this new version of the old song! it reflects christina as a woman now, instead of a teenager back in 2001, when the original version was released.

check it out on the youtube sidebar to your left!!!

Tuesday 23 December 2008

Well wishes to All

Dear Blogee,

pleae grant me these wishes for my friends,
  1. a smaller ass for isnita
  2. forever smooth skin for Mdm Ho
  3. free flow of powdered milk for Ms Chew
  4. a proper partner for Sheikh, not some old perverted freako
  5. gorgeous furnishings for Nelson
  6. a FIXED and COMMITTED partner for Albar
  7. a gorgeous GF for Yu Don
  8. a gorgeous GF for Xiao Qiang
  9. a smaller head for Guo Wei
  10. a slimmer Sweekee
  11. a SLIMMER Suhaimi
  12. Hitachi Corporations, the entire company, for Yong Ming
  13. a chocolate elephant for DY
  14. a Gucci bag for Derrick
  15. a condom for Wilson Tham
  16. a Wilson for Darrell... hehe
  17. a doctor for Shareeeeelll
  18. Me for Hutchinson.... hehe

Aite, i think that is all... for whoever i missed out please choose an option listed below

OPTION 1

i am truly sorry i forgot you. do send me a note and i will include you pronto!

OPTION 2

maybe i intentionally left you out because you were never a friend of mine?

So Happy Holidays and have a Blessed (and bountiful) Christmas!

Monday 15 December 2008

life at Wisteria Lane



Susan Meyer




Mike Delfino



Lynette Scavo




Bree and Orson Hodge




Bob and Lee



Gabrielle and Carlos Solis


Bob and Lee's, again





Katherine Mayfair



a view of the gorgeous street
just love the neighbourhood... looks really welcoming and cosy, and oh so beautiful!

Sunday 14 December 2008

Peanut Butter Chocolate Fudge Sauce

Ladies and Gentlemen, please bear in mind, this sauce may transport you to unknown heights of ecstacy...

125g chunky peanut butter
150g bitter chocolate buttons
300g condensed milk

pour the condensed milk into a non stick pot and heat gently. add in the chocolate buttons and stir till most of it is melted. add in the peanut butter and stir till all is mixed well. add some water to thin it out. serve with some cold vanilla ice cream . yum yum.

Monday 8 December 2008

...

don't feel like going to work tomorrow... i think i'll take urgent (unpaid) leave tomorrow...

Saturday 6 December 2008

man...

i am so pooped! dead tired! i have to like work 24 hours now lor! i have to be in office by 8.30am ( the office is at kallang by the way; the other side of the world ), make calls and pitches with soe foreign fuckshit i don't even know, and most of them do not even speak english! then its on my way home. i'll reach home by 7.30pm. i then have to do researces for more oil companies to call tomorrow...

i mean, this was suppossed to be a part time stint. i need to study for my license you know! i am not entirely devoted to this company lor! ok, i am very grateful the management decided to keep me for sales, but i did not expect WORK to entirely devour LIFE.

its really killing me lah...

Saturday 29 November 2008

Dress of the day

today's dress is from Ramy Kashou, the king of drapery...

the dress is made from 1930s antique lace...

Friday 28 November 2008

Preppy dandy!




very the preppy dandy with some quirks...

Thursday 27 November 2008

Fly me!

pei ying as an SIA stewardess... i still cannot believe she is in the mile high club now!!!



Wednesday 26 November 2008

Kylie Minogue

Kylie was awesome! her concert was really cool! no regrets going last night ( although i got the tickets free...) but it was worth every penny lor!

the only down point is that, knowing the singapore crowd... they were so uptight. they should be throwing their hair down and having a ball! not just standing around and nodding their heads to the rythm...

Saturday 22 November 2008

M5

have you heard??? oh my god! i am so enthralled that i have passed my M5 examinations!!! SO LONG SUCKER!!! stupid rules and regulations exam! it was so wordy and difficult to understand lor!

anyways, anyways, i still have M9 and HI to pass... so one down, 2 to go!!!

Tuesday 18 November 2008

Gucci for Gucci by Gucci Love, Gucci


LUURRRVVVVVEEEEE THE BAG!!!

Dress of the Day

this beautiful bohemian dress is by Gucci...

Gucci does hobo

Rihanna for Gucci


Rihanna for Gucci... Isn't she gorgeous?

view of the Petronas Twin Towers



Isn't the view just so beautiful? how i wish the view on the streets is just as pretty...

Friday 14 November 2008

Pictures to share the love...

here comes some MAJOR losers!!!




here's Terris and GuoWei. i hate terris.... he's just too i dunno... indulgent in himself?



the fabulosity group... back row from laft to right... toh jia xiong, swee kee, chia yew wee, jolene tan, apple tan and jessie ho. front row from left to right... paul tan, guowei and xavier.

ok, here's the dirt. swee kee loves jolene. swee kee's just a LCP and jolene is the new senior medic, a 1SG. everytime jolene is in near proximity, swee kee willl squel and blush... its an open secret lah... everyone in the unit knows abt it... i think jolene knows about it too...
and here, its chua. he is a real stinkeroo... smells like soiled cabbages and beer when he sweats. i once bathed him in air freshener because he came too close to my desk...

so that's it for today's 4pm scoop. this is Ferocia Couturia signing off.

Thursday 13 November 2008

The Zara store in Rome

this is so gorgeous! its the Zara store in Rome. its like you are shopping in the Temple of Archilles with Venus and Apollo by your side lor!

Wednesday 12 November 2008

Gong Li a Singaporean

Oh My God. its about time we have a star who is nominated both an oscar and emmy before. don't care if she is an import ( see our table tennis olympians ).

wait for fann or zoey to get nominated, no need lah. can wait long long...

even our neighbour. malaysia, can produce an oscar winner! how come we cannot arh?

Do you need a DIY beauty fix?

refer to my other blog for cheap, workable and environmentally friendly solutions.

http://labeautdantoinette.blogspot.com/

what's more, no animals nor humans were killed in this blog!

Friday 7 November 2008

Black Pearls

nothing comes close in terms of rarity and beauty to Black pearls. just how rare? they can only be found in warm, Hawaiian waters. how priceless? these pearls cannot be kept in a box all the time; they need to be aired and cleaned with salt water. with such diva temperaments, even the diamond does not come close.
how beautiful are they? the pictures say it all...


Sable Coat

nothing feels as good as the fur of a dead animal on your back, keeping you warm...






You know what would be great with that fur,

D I A M O N D S . . . . . H U G E D I A M O N D S . . . . .

The coolest recycling project.

this is done up by the good people from retail shop, Blackmarket. Its a chandelier made of used Orangina bottles! looks so super chic!
such Classy trash...

The Singapore Army

The Decisive Force

These are actually real Singapore Armed Forces posters. just that their real slogans have been replaced. cute right?

Thursday 6 November 2008

Sarah Palin?

Good evening America!


the M5 examinations

As you may have known, i've retook the examinations yesterday and failed again. So now i'll have to go for the M5 tutorials at Fuji Xerox Tower. i should have just gone straight to the tutorial after receiving the book lor! instead of taking the exams twice and failing pathetically ( i failed pathetically because i missed the passing mark of 75 by one grade! )

all in all, i've spent like $200 for one exam. and i still have the M9 and the HI exams to sit before i can be contracted. How like this? i think i'll need another part time job... boo hoo...

well anyway, the first class is on tomorrow and its from 6.30pm till 9.30pm.

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggg myself out.........

Tuesday 4 November 2008

Riyo Mori

The ever beautiful Riyo Mori, The winner of Ms Universe 2007. After a long hiatus, FINALLY an east Asian Beauty wins the title. this is also the 2nd time Japan wins.

Friday 31 October 2008

Dresses of the day


This beauty, done up by Roberto Cavalli, is worn by Eva Longoria... a real beauty


This dress is by the famous Elie Saab.

Wednesday 29 October 2008

COOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD...

The office is so cold... its freezing lah... tolong!!! i think i need to wear more than 2 cardigans... or maybe i should get a sable coat...

Tuesday 28 October 2008

Dress of the day...

This is by the great legend, Valentino...

S U P E R G O R G E O U S P O W E R

Monday 27 October 2008

The scoop on Isnita

Isnita, for now, is on maternity leave... just gave birth to her spawn... she's due back on feb 2009. there is rife that she wishes to get posted to 6 AMB by next year... Trying to be as discreet as possible, she asked Ma'am Padmini if there're any vacancies at 6AMB. This operation was done in utmost privacy, in front of alan's desk.

OFF ALL PLACES TO DISCUSS THIS, AT THE ES CLERK'S DESK, THE BUSINESS CENTRE OF GOSSIP CENTRAL.

And now, EVERY ONE in the unit knows that she wants to get posted out... even MWO Kumar knows... alah, even MAJ Eric knows lah! that's the problem with female specialists, they grow DUMB.

i think RQ is trying to keep her here. wants her to suffer more.

and that was tonight's news. Goodnight.

Flushed Away Slugs


watched the movie yesterday on HBO... ok i was a bit slow. the movie came out like eons ago. but better late then never right? it was really funny... check out the slugs vid! LOVE IT!


Friday 17 October 2008

Time to Say Goodbye

love this song by sarah brightman and andrea bocelli

Quando sono solo
sogno all'orizzonte
e mancan le parole
si lo so che non c'è luce
in una stanza quando manca il sole
se non ci sei tu con me, con me
Su le finestre
mostra a tutti il mio cuore
che hai accesso
chiudi dentro me
la luce che
hai incontrato per strada

Time to say goodbye
paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te
adesso si li vivrò
con te partiro
su navi per mari
che io lo so
no no non esistono più
it's time to say goodbye

Quando sei lontana
sogno all'orizzonte
e mancan le parole
e io si lo so
che sei con me con me
tu mia luna tu sei qui con me
mio sole tu sei qui con me
con me con me con me

Time To say goodbye
paesi che non ho mai
veduto e vissuto con te
adesso sì li vivrò
con te partirò
su navi per mari
che io lo so
no no non esistono più
con te io li rivivrò
con te partirò
su navi per mari
che io lo so
no no non esistono più
con te io li rivivr

Vintage Shots

A few vintage shots of geishas and some love scenery...



Love the Monk and Parasol walking through the bamboo grove...

Thursday 16 October 2008

the Scotts Tower

i wanna stay here... its called the Scotts Tower... very the chi chi eh!



Good thing is its not completed yet.... so no worry of my dream not being able to be fulfilled!! fingers crossed!!!

Latest News!!!

This is today's headlines...

Albar has just passed his driving test and, i think, had already obtained rights to drive in Singapore. He has been trying to pass this driving test since like February 2008, which for your information was the period when the Ming dynasty collapsed.

I MEAN PLEASE LAH!!! TAKE SO LONG TO PASS!!! KA NI NAH! MORE THAN 8 MONTHS LEI!!! Wah lau eh...

And his dream car? he wants to drive a freaking Proton Gen 3 around lah! Of all cars a Proton??? At least drive lah Hyundai or maybe a Toyota... Ini Proton! Hai...

Nevermind Bar, after i got contracted to prudential, i'll buy you a Chrysler ok? pity, pity...


Can you imagine the PURR this animal will make! Rowwr!

too bad i'm not taking up a driving license. too expensive and too much hassle to own a car in Singapore...

The Ronettes II

an extremely rare photo of the Ronettes posing with their band...

Just simply gorgeous...