The Importance of a Beating Bush named Mag

main characters of the play;
MAG - a manager with an extremely fickle mind.
CINDY - her agent
ME - a helpless bystander who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

ACT ONE, Sunday in Office at 3pm

ME : (calling MAG on the phone) Hello, Hi MAG, this is ME. i'm calling because i heard CINDY is giving up her slots for the prudential tower roadshow next week. is it okay if i get some of her slots?

MAG : Hey! can! why not? i mean as long as the slots do not go to JK then its okay! you should liase with CINDY about this. Anyway CINDY said she has some back pains and i think its best that someone covers her slots.

ME : Oh okay then, i'll liase with CINDY and let you know tomorrow evening! Thanks!

MAG : No problem! Anyway... (DRONES ON ABOUT SOME STUFF UNRELATED TO THE MENTIONED TOPIC)

ME : (after 25 minutes on the phone) oh okay then thanks anyway! bye bye! ( puts down phone, releasing a sigh of relief )

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ACT TWO, Monday in Office at 9pm

ME : (smsing CINDY) Hey CINDY, i heard from MAG that you are looking for someone to cover your slots. Is the offer still open?

CINDY : (replies sms ) OK, you can have my slots. please confirm with MAG. i don't know what is going on.

MAG : (smses ME) you misquoted me! i told you i am reassigning CINDY's slots and you smsed her saying i am looking for people to cover her sots! She is very upset with me! FYI the slot she gave up tomorrow has been reassigned.

ME : (replies sms) Oh okay then. Sorry for the misscommunication.

MAG : ( replies sms ) FYI, she did not give up all her slots.

ME : ( replies sms ) Oh okay then. i'll apologise to her then. (smses CINDY) Hey CINDY! MAG got back to me about it! guess i misquoted her. sorry for the miscomm!

MAG : ( replies to earlier sms ME sent her) Not tonight! she's really upset now!

CINDY : ( replies sms) I am as confused as you....

ME : ( replies sms ) Oh haha okay! guess i won't interfere in her arrangements then! thanks again!

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