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here comes some MAJOR losers!!!




here's Terris and GuoWei. i hate terris.... he's just too i dunno... indulgent in himself?

the fabulosity group... back row from laft to right... toh jia xiong, swee kee, chia yew wee, jolene tan, apple tan and jessie ho. front row from left to right... paul tan, guowei and xavier.

ok, here's the dirt. swee kee loves jolene. swee kee's just a LCP and jolene is the new senior medic, a 1SG. everytime jolene is in near proximity, swee kee willl squel and blush... its an open secret lah... everyone in the unit knows abt it... i think jolene knows about it too...
and here, its chua. he is a real stinkeroo... smells like soiled cabbages and beer when he sweats. i once bathed him in air freshener because he came too close to my desk...

so that's it for today's 4pm scoop. this is Ferocia Couturia signing off.

The scoop on Isnita

Isnita, for now, is on maternity leave... just gave birth to her spawn... she's due back on feb 2009. there is rife that she wishes to get posted to 6 AMB by next year... Trying to be as discreet as possible, she asked Ma'am Padmini if there're any vacancies at 6AMB. This operation was done in utmost privacy, in front of alan's desk.

OFF ALL PLACES TO DISCUSS THIS, AT THE ES CLERK'S DESK, THE BUSINESS CENTRE OF GOSSIP CENTRAL.

And now, EVERY ONE in the unit knows that she wants to get posted out... even MWO Kumar knows... alah, even MAJ Eric knows lah! that's the problem with female specialists, they grow DUMB.

i think RQ is trying to keep her here. wants her to suffer more.

and that was tonight's news. Goodnight.

HQ SA and the new QM

ok i did not manage to get the position at the headquarters singapore artillery.

drats...

and anyways, alan and sheikh just called me and they said," guess who's the new QM?"

i said,"i dunno, no wait... it can't be can it? it can't be POW right?"

and you kno what, it is! what the fuck! i shouldn't have orded so early!

ORD oh!

i am so done with ns! i'm through! all of 2 years! seemed like yesterday i was just posted in and saw ahmad and mohamed in the orderly room. sigh, how time flies, now with my pink iC!!! oh my god oh my god oh my god! i'm hyperventilating! haa hoo haa hoo!

anyways as an ORD gift, sheikh bought me a cook book... ok ok did i hear a collective "har???"
i enjoy cooking you know! and some more its a dessert cook book... so hopefully i'll have some fun with it. really happy for it sheikh! oh he also got me a pencil.

in the service transcript, i had Very Good for both conduct and performance... i was actually aiming for an outstanding lah... but very good also can lah... the rest of the contents don wanna disclose lah... malu akak lah! haha must be modest lah!

i'll miss working in the unit and hope that it will never ever close down... the unit is actually quite pathetic... it used to be made up of the S1 branch ( human resource ), S4 branch ( logistic support and catering ) and the Transport node. now, the transport node is gone, the cook house branch has gone to Supply Hub East and all that is left is the S1 and the S4 people... total unit strength is like only 95 lei... and this consists of the S1 clerks, S4 storemen and clerks, the regulars ( there are 9 of them ), the medics, the RPs and the lifeguards (sai kang warriors)... breaking it all up, 95 is actually a very puny number!

all in all, i'll miss lots of people from camp. to not forget them in the long run, i'll list them down right here...

From CCO KTSC

1. Ms Chew Yan Ling
2. LTA Soh Yong Ming
3. Ma'am Ho Choy Sim
4. 1SG Paul Tan
5. MWO Kumar
6. 2LT Lau Yu Don
7. 2LT Terrence Peh
8. Ma'am Tan Gek Hong
9. CPL Tan Wei ( will never, ever forget him! )
10. CPL Sheikh
11. CPL Juan Angel
12. CPL Hidayat (will never forget him!)
13. CPL Derrick Goh
14. LCP Lim Swee Kee
15. LCP Suhaimi
16. LCP Sharil
17. LCP Michael Josef ( will never forget him too!)
18. LCP Ridzman (get well soon ok?)
19. PTE Alan
20. PTE Zen
21. PTE Waran (my 1st indian friend!)
22. PTE Wilson Tham
23. PTE Hutchinson Daniel Carl
24. PTE Lawlor Daryl John

From Artillery Institute

1. 1WO Russell Lee
2. CPT Benjamin Cheong
3. CPL Chong Jun Yan
4. CPL Huang Mao Rong

From Headquarters Singapore Artillery

1. 1WO Lawrence Leong
2. 2LT Benjamin Tham
3. 2WO Sih Ah Keow
4. CPT Joseph
5. LTC Galvin Tay (really nice guy!)
6. PTE Loke
7. PTE Huang JingWen

From 21st Singapore Artillery

1. CPT Tan Thong Leng
2. MSG William Lourdes

From 23rd Singapore Artillery

1. 2WO Toh Ah Lian
2. SSG Toh Li Chong
3. Ma'am Lucy Marimuthu ( DY's bitch )

From 24th Singapore Artillery

1. LTA Weng Chongren (best ATO ever!)
2. LTA Yiming
3. 2LT Fabian Tan
4. 2LT Mark Derek
5. 2SG Wai Chong In (hot SGT!)

From Medical Centre

1. 1SG Jolene Tan
2. and a few very friendly medics... sorry!

From 2nd Singapore Infantry Regiment

1. 1SG Goh Wee Ling

From 4th Singapore Infantry Regiment

1. 1SG Chan Kim Koon
2. 1SG Yusaini

From 6th Army Maintenance Base

1. 2WO Padmini

From Army Logistics Training Institute & Centre

1. LTA Tan Eng Hwa
2. 1WO Ahmad
3. 1SG Masita
4. 3SG Mazlina
5. 1SG Heng Aik Loong

From 3rd Air Defence Artillery

1. Ms Kala
2. 1SG Chua ( the TRS guy )

From 18th Air Defence Artillery

1. Ma'am Tan Jong Kiao

From Signal Institute

1. PTE Jake

From 3rd Division Artillery

1. 2WO Shirley
2. 1SG Mok Shao Wei

From Military Police Command

1. SSG Sapiah

if there's anyone whom i had missed, very sorry for the slip up and i'll add you as soon as i remember you. if not, just call me and i'll add you into the list, provided that you are worthy of it.

hope we get to see one another again and have fun like the old days.

have a great day ahead, and Au Revoir!

MyORD modules

have just completed the My ORD modules... its so irritating, what with all the quizzes and reading... goodness... so many questions and once you get a question wrong, you'll have to redo everything. its HELL i tell ya!

muahahaha...

now i need to print my results out ( full marks, obviously, if not how to ORD? ) and give it to CC or derrick... hopefully they're around lah...

oh and i bought chocolates for everyone. not everyone actually but for those that i like... so quite a number will not get anything from me lah

QM's minions...

starting from the bottom, going clockwise;
Lau Yu Don, the new QM, Sheikh, Zul, Me, Alan, Albar, Zali, and LTA Soh, being in the middle of it all.

the departure of LTA Soh

yesterday was the last day of work for our beloved QM, LTA Soh Yong Ming. he will start his duties at his new work place, the Ammo Base from next week onwards. we'll really mis him and his lameness.

hope he has a great work year ahead and may his endevours all reap good returns.

we'll miss you, sir.

from all of us, QM Branch, CCO KTSC.
Artillery, King of the Battlefield

Duty?

suay lah kena marshalling duty this monday... i have to do it with alan, johan and adrian... haiyah... need to book in to camp by 6.30am... stay in lah this monday...

:(

Out post? Post out?

pity pity! my dear, dear QM, LTA Soh is getting posted out! sad lah... all the happy memories just flashed by! now we get NSF QM! boring lah nsf QM.

ok, they are younger and more fun to talk and work with. but, trust me, they are extremely not fun to work FOR! they know nuts about the work! even this new one taking over LTA Soh knows nuts about the work. about ES. about STO loans. how to GI and GR.

aiyoh... lucky i ORDing in like 1 month's time. if not tak boleh tahan lah!

SAF day

thank god SAF day is like so over! thank god again that i am so not involved with national day parade lor!!! godness me! it was really bad for me already!

all in all, head was very happy with all of our performances and HD LOG was like uber happy with us all, the RFB team and the sector people! like oh my god what is all that happiness without our offs??? give us our offs you damn bitch!

my unit

my unit is actually some holding area for gay soldiers, i think. our previous ES Clerk was gay, the QM PA is gay, the Head PA is gay, the Document Clerk is gay, the Comms Store Training guy is ...er ... gay. i mean, what the hell, some even thought our QM is gay ( the other one, not don )

i think its some government top secret project to see the influence of gay people on straight men. maybe all the straight men will turn gay as well! hehe one will never know...

as what i know, we have quite a number of happy people in camp... 5 in the CCO, 2 in Artillery Institute, 1 in the Medical Centre, 3 in 24SA... this is as to my knowledge lah... some people may know more and some may know less.

but look at it this way... we happy people add colour to your dull placid lives. don't believe? ask the men and the DXOs at the CCO!

Au Revoir~